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The Rangers Ride & Tyler’s Throat

Scattershooting while wondering whatever happened to D.D. Lewis…

The stupid Rangers. What a crazy day-by-day ride it’s been with this team, especially over the past six weeks. The Rangers held first place in the AL West for 148 of the first 149 days of the season, then fell into third place with 20 games to play, then regained first place and held it for the final nine days of the regular season, only to lose it with a shutout loss in Seattle on the season’s final day. Texas needed to win two out of four games in Seattle to clinch the division title and a first round bye in the playoffs. Instead, they lost three of four, got blanked in two of those losses, and are playing the Rays in Tampa this afternoon in the Wild Card round. How does the number one offense in MLB — number one among all teams all year in batting average, runs, and home runs — with a division championship and playoff positioning on the line, get shutout by a team that got eliminated from the race the day before? That’s the nature of the roller coaster ride the Rangers have been for the past month-and-a-half. Stomach churning ups and downs, disorienting twists and turns, nausea-inducing loops and corkscrews, exhilarating highs and devastating lows — I’ve never experienced anything quite like this. And I’m expecting it to continue. The Rangers will play a best two-out-of-three at Tropicana Field, where the Rays had the best home record in baseball, and we won’t know what to expect each of the next two or three afternoons until we’re caught up (or down) in the middle of it and it’s too late. I love roller coasters. But there’s a dread in my head and my gut tells me this one crashes and burns quickly. Maybe I’m tamping down my own expectations so I’m not too fried when it ends. But most of me feels like it’s already over.

My biggest gripe with Jerry Wayne’s ownership / general managership of the Cowboys is how, over the past 27-years, he has systemically lowered the bar for this once proud franchise and its fans. He’s touting Ezekiel Elliott now for the hallowed Ring of Honor. Shouldn’t a guy win at least one divisional playoff game in his career before he’s enshrined with the likes of Lilly, Staubach, Dorsett, and Emmitt?

The red zone issues are going to be the downfall of this current Cowboys team. He calls it the Texas Coast offense because he wants to control the ball with runs and short passes, but McCarthy’s roster isn’t built for it. I know you can’t pay Elliott the money he was making just to specialize as a short yardage back, but Dallas does not have the guy to muscle into the end zone from down close. Plus, the Cowboys receivers are all quick and fast, but they’re thin as rails and not designed to post up for contested balls in the paint. Dallas’ best option inside the 20 is running it with Dak, but that will get him injured. So, until one of those new-ish tight ends steps up, it looks like a record-breaking year for the Cowboys kicker, but no playoffs.

I’m not feeling great about Steven Tyler’s situation. Aerosmith has canceled all their concerts for the remainder of the year, including the November 7 gig at AAC in Dallas for which we are holding seven tickets, due to the lead singer’s fractured larynx. A fractured larynx?!? Does a 75-year-old man even come back from that? If he fractured it by singing those high notes at the end of “Walk This Way” (I’m only guessing; it could have been any of those high screeching notes in any of their songs), how does it not happen again the very next time he tries? I’m worried that my promise to take our two younger daughters to see Aerosmith before Tyler dies is not going to happen. I’m also worried about the process for getting my money back when they inevitably call it quits.

Our move from the gym back into our newly remodeled worship center at GCR Church this past Sunday was a tremendous success. All 485 of us walked from the Family Center, through the breezeway, into the Gathering Space, and down to the worship center as several of our brothers and sisters read aloud from the Psalms of Ascent. As we approached the south rotunda, we could hear the sounds of the Christians singing songs of praise from the inside. Jim and Brenda and a few others welcomed us with bright smiles and enthusiastic eyes. I was surprised by the emotion I felt at that moment, just feet away from the new room, surrounded by people I’ve barely known for two years. During the walk over, I was personally distracted by the many details of my job that were swirling in my head — how many songs has Cory sung, how much time do I have, I need to change out my mic pack for the different room, where are Carrie-Anne and Whitney? And then I heard the singing, I saw the faces of my co-ministers, and I choked up. Our church unity was on full display. The accomplishment was right in front of us. The grace of our God was so evident. Our Lord was very good to us during the nine months we worshiped in the gym. He is good to us today. And he is blessing us together in the future. Praise him.

Peace,

Allan

Magic Numbers

The Rangers’ magic number is “4” after going back-to-back-to-back in the 6th inning in Anaheim last night and beating the Halos 5-1. Jon Gray gave Texas a solid start, the Rangers had baserunners in every inning but one, and Garcia, Garver, and Lowe went deep to hang on to the 2-1/2 game lead over the Astros. Three home runs in a row and four in a span of six at-bats. They’ve hit at least four homers in a game eleven times this year, three times in the past week. The Rangers lead the AL in home runs at 227. And with six games to play, Texas’ magic number is four to winning their first division title in seven years.

I love the drama of this last week of the season with so much on the line — every pitch, every at-bat, every shift and catch and throw, every scoreboard crawl at the bottom of the screen updating us on the Astros. I don’t like that this is all happening on the West Coast. These late starts and long nights are going to catch up with me before the week’s over.

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My magic number for the Cowboys now is “6.” I’ve predicted a 10-7 season for Dallas this year and I’ve got a couple of dinners with a couple of good friends riding on it. I think I’m in good shape. I’ve done the math.

The Cowboys have ten tough games left on their schedule: home games against the Rams, Seattle, Philly, and the Lions; and road games at San Francisco, the Chargers, Philly, Buffalo, Miami, and Washington. Let’s say they split those ten games. Can you find six wins in those ten games? No way. That’s five losses, giving me a total of six.

That means Dallas only has to lose one of these remaining “easier” games: at home against the Patriots, Washington, or New York; or on the road at Carolina. That gets me to seven.

Jerry Wayne is blaming Sunday’s loss in Arizona on missing three starting offensive linemen  due to injury. Well, the offense didn’t give up 222 yards rushing. Dak is blaming the media. Funny, I didn’t see David Moore or Tim Cowlishaw or any ESPN or FOX commentators suiting up for the Cards. That’s absurd. To his credit, McCarthy is shouldering some of the blame for his own play-calling inside the red zone. I would add that’s it not just inside the opponents’ 20-yard line; it’s all over the field from the start of the game until the finish. It’s the whole offensive philosophy. The Cowboys went to this dink and dunk “Texas Coast” offense because they don’t trust Dak. And it’s hard to come from behind by dinking and dunking down the field. Dak can’t throw deep, the defense knows it, and they’re already loading up. Let the Cowboys get the short stuff, keep everything in front of us; they can’t go ten or eleven plays down the field without shooting themselves in the foot with penalties and mistakes.

This gets worse for Dallas, not better. And it’s so delicious.

Peace,

Allan

Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

THE MORE THINGS CHANGE
The Texas Rangers’ magic number is “5” for clinching the division championship in the American League West. Over the weekend, the Rangers completed a three-game sweep of the Mariners while the Astros were inexplicably being swept by the 102-loss Royals, giving Texas a 2-1/2 game lead in the division with seven games left in the regular season. The Rangers are healthy again, using the same batting order in four straight games for the first time this year. They’ve won five in a row after losing the previous four in a row. Evan Carter is providing a tremendous spark, the starters are gutting through some tough outings, and Bruce Bochy is proving to be the bullpen whisperer. It seems like the Rangers are getting hot at exactly the right time. Everything has changed.

THE MORE THEY STAY THE SAME
The Dallas Cowboys shocked all the people who don’t pay attention by laying a massive egg against the previously-winless Cards in Arizona. And it was the same three culprits it always is. One, Jerry Wayne. How else do you explain the lackluster effort on defense and all those penalties? The Cowboys gave up 222 rushing yards, 7.4 yards per carry, allowed a score on each of Arizona’s first half possessions, and committed ten penalties in the first half, the most by any team in a half in twelve years. The Cardinals had zero turnovers for the game and punted twice. Evidently, Dallas thought they could just show up and the Cardinals would lay down. Classic Jerry trickle down effect. Two, McCarthy. So, he’s calling all the plays now. The Cowboys got inside the Arizona ten-yard line on all four of their second half possessions and came away with a grand total of two field goals. McCarthy went for it and failed on fourth and four, knowing that points were terribly hard to come by. Dallas is now 6-15 on red zone possessions through three games. And, three, Dak. Nice end zone interception late in the fourth quarter. The Cowboys QB throws high to open receivers and throws into triple coverage when the game gets tight. Dallas lost to a backup quarterback and a winless team while reportedly having the most talented roster they’ve had in decades. Nothing has changed.

Peace,

Allan

Cowboys Prediction 2023

One week of sabbatical plus one week of vacation plus an epic meltdown for the Rangers that’s taken up way too much of my energy plus yesterday’s tremendous Longhorns statement at Alabama, and I have not posted my annual game by game prediction for the Dallas Cowboys. I’m not going to attempt to do it now. Kickoff is in less than an hour. My only concern at this point is making sure I get my prediction posted so there will be no ambiguity later.

10-7

That’s the Cowboys record this year. For all the following reasons:

Dallas is playing in the NFL’s toughest division. Yes, it’s hard to believe. But last season the NFC East won 42 games, no team had a losing record, and every team in the division improved its roster over the summer. The Eagles are the best team in the division. The Giants still have Saquon Barkley and Daniel Jones has another year of experience. And Washington is going to be better, if for no other reason, because Daniel Snyder is out as owner.

The Cowboys play the NFL’s third most difficult schedule this season. They play six of last year’s playoff teams on the road.

Tony Pollard will go from 8-10 touches per game to being the focal point of the offense with 22-24 touches per game. He will not be a factor in the 4th quarters and he will not be as good a pass blocker against the blitz.

Dak Prescott will miss at least a game or two with injury. And Cooper Rush won’t be the answer this time. He just won’t. That doesn’t happen two years in a row.

Mike McCarthy is calling all the plays for the first time as Cowboys coach. This is not a positive development.

Jerry Jones is still the General Manager. He makes roster moves without notifying his coaches. And he’s fighting a personal injury lawsuit  for sexual assault, one more thing to add to all the normal distractions that come with Jerry Wayne.

Dallas has upgraded the cornerback and wide receiver corps, but they don’t have a go-to tight end or a proven kicker. The offensive line is shaky and I have no idea what a “Texas Coast” offense looks like. And, did I mention, Mike McCarthy is calling the plays this year.

A 10-7 record seems about right.

Go Giants.

Allan

Gil Brandt RIP

The last of the original Dallas Cowboys triplets has passed from this life and, along with him, the last remaining tie the franchise has to any of its long-ago greatness. Gil Brandt, the longtime Director of Player Personnel, died yesterday at 91.

Brandt came to Dallas in 1960 with Tex Schramm and Tom Landry and together they built a football dynasty and forever changed the NFL. Brandt is the pioneer of computerized scouting systems and the first to use psychological tests to evaluate players. It was his idea to bring college players together in a scouting combine. During his 29 years  with the Cowboys, Brandt evaluated and the Cowboys drafted 41 Pro Bowlers, 9 Hall of Famers, and 15 members of the Cowboys hallowed Ring of Honor.

Sure, you and I would have drafted guys like Staubach, Dorsett, Lilly, and Aikman. No brainers. But Brandt evaluated and discovered the hidden gems who would become the cornerstone of championship teams, guys like Mel Renfro, Randy White, Cornell Green, Rayfield Wright, Drew Pearson, Cliff Harris, Bob Hayes, Michael Irvin and a long list of others. Brandt was an invaluable part of the brain trust that oversaw 20 straight winning seasons, five Super Bowl appearances, and two championships.

For a well done five-minute tribute video from the NFL, click here.

I met Gil Brandt between Christmas and New Year’s 1988, at a UCLA football practice at Texas Stadium. Troy Aikman’s Bruins were playing Arkansas in that year’s Cotton Bowl, UCLA was practicing that week at Texas Stadium, and a couple of the practices were open to the public. Well, everybody knew the Cowboys were going to draft Aikman with the number one pick, so my brother Keith and I took the opportunity to see the future up close. After practice, Brandt was hanging out on the field, just talking to random people, and I approached him for an autograph. I wasn’t prepared. He had to use his own pen to scribble his name on the back of a flyer/advertisement I picked up off the ground. But he was great. Very personable. Happy to talk to a fan.

I have no idea when or where I lost that piece of paper.

Less than two months after that chance encounter, Jerry Wayne bought the Cowboys and fired Brandt. A couple of months later, Jimmy and Jerry drafted Aikman to join Brandt’s last number one pick, Michael Irvin.

I talked to Gil Brandt several times during the course of my mediocre radio career. He would always appear at a few Cowboys training camps and in-season practices every year, and he was a constant during Cotton Bowl and Fort Worth Bowl weeks and Big 12 media days. He could give you a quote about any player you asked about and he was always available. The last time I talked to Brandt was when Tex Schramm died in 2003. I interviewed him via telephone for KRLD. He had given me both Danny White’s and Randy White’s home phone numbers the week before so I could call them with the news when it happened. Gil Brandt  was a hustler, an innovator, a people person, and he  went out of his way to help others. I always appreciated that about him.

They’re all gone now. The original architects of the Dallas Cowboys. Brandt was the last one.

Somehow it’s fitting that on the day Brandt died, Forbes released their list of the most valuable NFL franchises, and Jerry’s Cowboys are number one again, valued at over $9-billion. Brandt’s Cowboys never went more than six years without an NFC Championship Game appearance. Ever. Jerry’s Cowboys are working on 28 straight seasons without a single divisional playoff win. And counting. Rest in peace, Gil. You don’t have to watch this train wreck anymore.

Peace,

Allan

Transforming the Franchise

Jerry Jones documentary heading to Netflix

The Dallas Cowboys and Netflix have announced a partnership to produce a ten-part docuseries about Jerry. Netflix is in for a reported $50-million, outbidding ESPN and others for the rights to the series. There are no production or release dates, and they’re still working on a title. All we know is that this whole thing is going to be about Jerry.

Here’s a quote from the opening paragraph of the press release:

“The series will document the Dallas Cowboys and the journey of Jerry Jones, the club’s owner, president, and general manager, in saving and transforming the franchise, leading a historic set of players and coaches to three NFL titles in the 1990s, and searing his imprint into the global sports business landscape forever.”

I’ve got the name for the series. Look no further than the gag-inducing line above: “Transforming the Franchise.”

Oh, yes, he did. Jerry Wayne has certainly transformed the franchise. Under his watch the Cowboys have gone from perennial contenders and Super Bowl champs to irrelevant also-rans.

Let’s look at how Jerry “saved and transformed” the Cowboys. In the team’s first 29 years of existence, under Tex Schramm and Tom Landry, they played in twelve conference championship games and five Super Bowls. They never went more than six years without appearing in the NFC Championship Game and that only happened twice, from 1960-1965 when they began as an expansion team without a draft, and from 1983-1988 following three straight championship game appearances. In between those two six-year droughts, Dallas went to the conference title game seven times in ten years from 1966-1975 and five more times in six years from 1977-1982.

And then Jerry Wayne rode into town and bought the team. Jimmy Johnson drafted and traded and coached his way to two of those three Super Bowls in the early ’90s. And the Cowboys haven’t won as much as a divisional playoff game since — 27 years now and counting. Before Jerry came along, the Cowboys didn’t know what it was like to go seven years without a conference championship game appearance. They’ve quadrupled that drought under Jerry Wayne.

The Green Bay Packers have been to the conference championship game eight times since the Cowboys last appeared. The 49ers have made it to seven. The Philadelphia Eagles have played in six NFC Championship Games since 1995 and the Giants have been there three times. The Cowboys: zero.

There are only five teams that haven’t won a divisional playoff game in the past 27 years: Lions, Browns, Dolphins, Deadskins, and Cowboys. Transforming the franchise, indeed. Thank you, Jerry. Great job. They should do a documentary. True crime.

According to the NFL’s accompanying press release, this will be a “defining docuseries.” In other words, 80-year-old Jerry is attempting to create a legacy with a “The Last Dance” type of memorial. Some of the stories I’ve read about this project report that it’ll detail “how Jerry built the Cowboys roster.” I suppose in this Day of Orwell when there is no truth anymore, Netflix can pay Jerry $50-million to lie and gaslight his “truth.” Keep lying until people start buying, I guess.

They already are. Randy Galloway used to call  ’em “Cowsheep.” He had no idea. It’s stupefying.

Another line in the NFL release refers to Jerry’s success in the ’90s as “one of the most memorable and high-powered turnarounds in football history.” If the Cowboys ever get back to winning multiple Super Bowls, if they ever get back to winning divisional playoff games, it’ll be a much bigger accomplishment than anything Jerry ever did.

Peace,

Allan

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