Turning 60 used to be something old people did. Now, evidently, it’s something really cool people do.
So says one of the dozens of birthday cards that adorned my desk this morning. So many cards! From so many wonderful friends and Christian brothers and sisters in our church at GCR! What an overwhelming surprise! All the cards are really sweet, some of the cards are really funny, and several of them contained Whataburger gift cards–I think I’ve got enough in Whataburger gift cards to eat until I’m 70! Here are a couple of the funnier lines in the cards on my desk today:
~ If you were to take all the 60-year-olds in the world, and lay them end to end…
very few of them would be able to get back up.
~ If ever there was a time to laugh and celebrate and dance the night away…
it was about 10 or 15 years ago.
~ It’s the little things that remind us we’re getting older, like how young people have a hard time reading cursive…
but you don’t.
~ And God said, “Let there be light.” Then, lo and behold…
there was your birthday cake!
I was also greeted by a few dozen Dr Pepper and Whataburger themed birthday cards from the kids in our GCR children’s ministry. These cards are everywhere–on my desk, behind me on the credenza, on my book shelves. A couple of them poked fun at my age–Margo and Lucy, I see you. My favorite is from Priscilla who wrote on the inside of her card, “Happy Birthday, Allan. With Gusto!” She’s alluding to the instructions I give our church every time we do a responsive Bible reading together–she’s listening! (as a reminder: you can always click on any picture to blow it up bigger.)
I’m still not sure who designed and hung the banner that’s on my wall this morning. Clever. How long am I supposed to leave this thing up?
Then, there’s this new picture of our awesome GCR youth group on my desk, all doing that heart-shape-thing with their hands. I assume they took the picture last Wednesday night. Super cool. I love those guys.
The Big 6-0 Birthday-Palooza started Friday afternoon when Valerie and Carley showed up unannounced in my backyard, each holding a twin grandson. They and Whitney and Carrie-Anne threw a big bash for me on Saturday, with some of our best friends from here in Midland and all the way from Amarillo! It was a Dr Pepper themed party with Dr Pepper t-shirts, Dr Pepper balloons and banners, Dr Pepper cake, and Dr Pepper presents. And the date was serendipitously perfect: October 24. 10-2-4.
Bob and Judy Judkins stole the show in their Dr Pepper costumes. Lori Thomas gifted me with a box of Depends. And Valerie put a slide show on a loop in the living room that featured all of my life’s most awkward phases. The bowl haircuts. The teeth. The clothes. The feathered wings and braces of my senior year in high school. Yikes. It felt like the funeral slide show starter kit. They’re not throwing this away. They’re saving it. They’re putting it in a funeral folder. When I die, they’re going to tell the funeral home they’ve already got the slide show ready. A few of the pictures were so bad that people started waiting for them to come around again. “It’s coming. Two more slides. Here it is!” I think my sister, Rhonda, provided the most embarrassing of the pictures. Very helpful.
It wasn’t until everyone left that we opened up the cards and discovered Judy’s masterpiece. The front of the card is a gem–this is going to be framed and displayed prominently in our game room before the week is over. But the real work of art was inside where Judy included a personal poem she wrote just for the occasion of my 60th birthday. It’s about me as an embryo and developing fetus inside my mother’s womb, experiencing Dr Pepper for the very first time, when my mom popped open a can to wash down her lunch. The language is graphic. And hilarious. I’m not sure if it’s appropriate to publicly post the rhymes that describe “the party inside my mother’s uterus.” But we laughed out loud around the kitchen table Saturday night and passed it around and laughed some more.
Today, I am acutely aware of the hundreds of really good people our gracious Lord has placed in my life to love me, to encourage me, to teach me, to challenge me, and to walk with me. I am thankful for my family, for this GCR Church, and for the friends who have blessed me by sharing their lives with me for big chunks of 60 years now. I thank God. And I thank you.
Now, I’m off to read Dog-Man to four knuckleheaded 5th graders at Emerson Elementary. Those of you wishing me a good day today, it’s a really good day.
Peace,
Allan













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